*disgruntled labor noises*

As opposed to one powered by dinosaur bones?

You can’t exactly eat the cake though when the fork (the roads) aren’t wide enough to fit the cake (the cars) on it.

Kiehls already makes a corriander scented soap if you’re so dedicated to the vibe.

Is this like that sunscreen bs, where there was less benzene in an entire bottle than the amount of benzene we breathe from the air on a daily basis?

It’s important to keep in mind that these animals evolved to live at depth.

Don’t come for my chalky yumyums now with extra chalk.

I don’t think you’re legally allowed to eat these outside of Italian Catholic Christenings.

Just eat real food.

Clementines are absolutely available all year round.

I advise a fraternity and can tell you that icing is indeed back.

I’ll have to try it out. Did you base this recipe off of the one from Four and twenty blackbirds cookbook?

I’m also a fellow tgives week birthday boy. This year I’m ultra lucky, because instead of falling on thanksgiving my birthday falls on the first night of Chanukah.

The pandemic didn’t change anything about the restaurant experience where I live, so…

This. No one is taking their menu into the bathroom with them to read through.

You act like Chiggs isn’t a brown person. The English hate brown people from the Indian diaspora most of all. 

I’m wondering if just putting the custard in a vitamix for 10 minutes would work to cook it. Then just pour in the pre baked crust and cool.

You’re in luck then. In ep 2 Voltaire’s jst chilling in the palace while an aggrieved person complains that someone needs to take back Alaska from the Americans.

So that propaganda line is that there is a food shortage?

Agreed. It’s kinda boring and already had its thing a decade ago.