I read his name in the headline and my internal voice started singing that Kesha song.

A sailboat is no more a childrens toy and than a beach hut is. And his collapsed. He should have been sent home last week for thinking you can stand a jelly roll upright for his signature. Tom not following the prompt is the only thing that saved him for week 2. 

People who have weird words for common objects are disproportionally affected by shortages.

He went from Tent Goth to Tent Boss.

No mention of the picture of young college age Jurgen?

“Benjamin it’s your father, Jurgen.”

Half the items on this list are millennial lingo and already dated.

Yeah that scraped top is how bakeries make cake pops.

Sis got scammed and she’s up in her own comments acting like she’s not upset.

I know chik-fil-a is a group double unthink company, but they just have heinz ketchup in a mini tub. Is that too hard for everyone else to have too?

See also: the south atlantic and their gasoline trashbag fetish. 

As someone who’s never had any shortages at any store he’s shopped at throughout this entire panasonic, the idea of chicken thighs just not being at the store is hilarious.

It is a direct quote. Are you seriously up in arms, because Dennis didn’t put [sic] after it in his copy…?

We get it. You’re old and hate young people. 

I’ll never understand the leftist obsession with what other people do and their belief that they should get to tell people what to do.

I knew that intro was coming, because I follow bake off on instagram unfortunately.

Like, here are the kids who can afford the fancy snacks. They’re doing so much good. All of you who don’t have any, sit there in shame.

Chik-fil-a

A burger with worcestershire sauce and mushrooms mixed in is just a salisbury steak.

You laugh, but when I saw this shot in the trailer, I immediately thought “oh god it’s 2006". That show really captured the essence of its decades.