“If that jam has a little mold on it, that’s ok just scrape it off” - Theresa May to starving Northern Irish with a hard border again

The British unfortunately do produce sparking wine… except it’s from Cornwall and it’s disgusting.

Italy doesn’t grow enough wheat to fill all their pasta and pizza needs as it is. They’re just a fancy middle man for foodstuff that comes from Canada and the US anyway.

The only place the calves are going is into my belly.

Try, Jurassic. 

I don’t waste my time preparing food for picky eaters.

I can’t wait til they sue the poop emoji next. 

Based on what I see on instagram, alpha males are unemployed drug addicts who use onlyfans to fund their gym memberships. 

Hillary Duff would like a word, please. 

Only straight white people are treated with “dignity” at that shit hole.

meaning that McDonald’s isn’t in trouble just yet.

Can’t we just tip him over?

I see publications trying to blame climate change for these fires as if we are suffering some kind of man made consequences. The climate has always changed on earth. We had an ice once right?

Autopilot Cars Are Bastards 

Then they have the team from Baroness Von Sketch Show.

I got my shot on Friday!

Her husband is one of the wealthiest landowners in the US. She didn’t work her way up from anything. 

Fuck her and whatever racist trash she stars in.

Yes, certainly it’s the [list of misogynist stereotypes] that’s the issue here.

Brands do not win in situations like this. And once they lose they get sued again to recoup the cost of legal fees. And then they lose public trust and goodwill. Their cheapest option is to settle.