“If that jam has a little mold on it, that’s ok just scrape it off” - Theresa May to starving Northern Irish with a hard border again

The British unfortunately do produce sparking wine… except it’s from Cornwall and it’s disgusting.

Italy doesn’t grow enough wheat to fill all their pasta and pizza needs as it is. They’re just a fancy middle man for foodstuff that comes from Canada and the US anyway.

I don’t waste my time preparing food for picky eaters.

I can’t wait til they sue the poop emoji next. 

Based on what I see on instagram, alpha males are unemployed drug addicts who use onlyfans to fund their gym memberships. 

Hillary Duff would like a word, please. 

Can’t we just tip him over?

Autopilot Cars Are Bastards 

Then they have the team from Baroness Von Sketch Show.

Her husband is one of the wealthiest landowners in the US. She didn’t work her way up from anything. 

Fuck her and whatever racist trash she stars in.

Yes, certainly it’s the [list of misogynist stereotypes] that’s the issue here.

Brands do not win in situations like this. And once they lose they get sued again to recoup the cost of legal fees. And then they lose public trust and goodwill. Their cheapest option is to settle.

Wow. This woman is severely burned and your take is to mansplain how to hold cups and call her overly emotional.

I bet there’s something weird going on with his dick. And he’s upset no man will suck him off. 

What if, let people do whatever they want in their own yards and mind your own business.

This is a fantastic way to make sure that people avoid eating at your restaurant.

Elizabeth Yuko is literally the working fing writer this site has ever had. Everything in this article is wrong.

The person who thought of “clarified lime juice” must be related to whomever is making a killing on automotive blinker fluid.