Limes are competely yellow when they’re ripe actually. It’s marketing nonsense that we can only find them in the US green. 

Lapsang souchong and earl grey is very trad as a normal hot drink already.

Oktober fest takes place in September and is not known for it’s spice flavored beer.

I don’t think you know what a grill pan is. 

If I wanted to bag my own groceries, I’d go to a normal store with a self check out line.

I liked it.

This is just flirting.

Have we tried eating the rich yet?

Did you explain to them that if the cops come all they’re going to do is shoot the coyote? I love telling people that. 

Balsamic grilled chicken with just the tomato bruschetta, haricot verts almondine, and basmati rice. 

This is the plot to Spy Kids 3D

Anyone remember that Game Cube game, Chibi Robo? That’s the word we’re living in now. 

Was it not summer in Q3 2013 when only 37% of their sales were iced?

old talenti gelato tubs ROCK!

store raw meat

Calm down buddy. I want them to sell smaller containers because it doesn’t fit in my freezer. Miss me with your gross “just eat less” fatphobia. 

You’re right and you should say it. 

I don’t get it either. The appropriate milk alternative in this situation is water. 

St. Tropez is in France.

I disagree with this all on principle, but I love Tillamook ice cream and think their containers are too large. I welcome their smaller size.