Petroleum is one of the three fossil fuels (coal and natural gas being the other two) formed during the Carboniferous Period of the Paleozoic Era, which ran from about 360 to 286 million years ago. When tree and plant life died, their remains decomposed. Undisturbed for countless millennia, the ancient flora became…

What exactly do they need her for? Wimbledon is a private club in a rich London suburb. They don’t really need anyone.

I didn’t know military spouses could afford Lily. It’s sorta the purview of 20 something women who have their parents pay their bills. 

I know Gen Z’s cultural priorities are all fucked up, but is this really something we’re talking about? Two shows that were popular ten years ago?

Considering he died of the Epstein Barr virus last year, it’s unlikely he had lyme disease at all. Mono (caused by the EBV) causes all the same symptoms and damage to the heart.

What celebrity should we ask if this is a sandwich?

Closer would be “item preserved in its own self” (fat, juice, exudations, what have you).

Did you translate it as confiture? That stumps me even further, since that would just be marmalade.

Add em to a braisy chicken even!

…you don’t eat it like you would a peach.

Just eat more fiber people. If you’re using 57 sheets each wipe your diet is unhealthy.

Disapointed not to see Assata Shakur’s name here. Or have white people forgotten about her?

My 60 year old mother loves John Legend, so I imagine that’s not exactly a cultural cache either.

The A and the R are just methods for managers to gaslight their employees during performance appraisals. “What do you mean you didn’t ___ you set this achievable and realistic goal didn’t you?”

That’s exactly how the worthless click bait articles of the kitchn get you. Six months are this article is published I guarantee there’s a follow up hawking a new “technique” so that you don’t have to throw away those items. 

Now we’re over here with dino chicken nuggets for the picky kids who turn their noses up at meat with bones in it. Eating the in the backseat of the family’s third car. 

I feel like poke—at least here on the east coast—is a trend that played out 3 years ago. Is it still popular in other non Hawaii parts of the US?

Watching Priya eat the MREs is genuinely a treat.

Hawaii hates tourists. 

You can’t seriously say that knowing the target demo for brand new jeep wranglers.