Go fuck yourself

I agree. Unfortunately, here in the rural South, where there’s not too much else to do, ATVing is super common. Our state government (I live in Kentucky) has spent many years just trying to get parents to strap their kids in and have them wear helmets, because accidents where kids are thrown free of the ATV or it…

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

Probably. Because everyone else in the world knows Kelly Rowland is fucking amazing and would never dare to suggest such a thing.

Beyonce’s having twins?!? Has anyone made a “Not the first time she’s totally carried two other people” joke yet?

It’s not good enough. You don’t get a cookie for this. It’s literally the least one can do (besides not showing up). I don’t need to be respectful of people who haven’t earned respect. I respect people who show up to BLM protests time after time. I respect people who phone bank for campaigns, and canvass. I respect…

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

Those are all fantastic! Here’s my favorite from the march in Austin. What an amazing experience it was, I’m still high from the positive hopeful vibes.

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

I know what you meant and I apologize for coming across like a pedant but the “nobody wants” trope still communicates shame. We never hear anybody saying “nobody wants to have a tooth crowned” or, “nobody wants to have a skin cancer excised”.

I wanted to have an abortion. I mean, I’d rather have had my birth control succeed 100% but I was very, very happy and relieved to have an abortion and get on with my life. My response is overwhelmingly typical, too.

Get. Her. Name. Out. Of. Your. Mouth. And. Off. Your. Fingertips. (Not you, Brendan. The slimy rat fuck)

How amazing of Hillary to look him straight in the eye and say, “no one will ever remember you.”

FUUUUUUCK THAT GUY

At first I was like...aww bless him he can’t figure it out. And then I was like...wait...what if Dubya is taking a page out of Biden’s prankster book and he’s aware of the camera and pantomiming suffocating himself at Trump’s inauguration? I’m going with the latter.

This picture is a nice thing:

because they refuse to pay them?

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

In terms of style, time & place appropriateness, and sheer gamesmanship: