PREGNANT

That blanket looks so warm and cozy.

Now THAT was a horny animal.

Baby got a GIANT fox for Xmas. That’s all for right now since I’m hella ill.

There is perhaps no mammal that is less often in the mood for sex than the female giant panda.”

Where’s pie-pie with her craft thread? I need to share my completed work!

When you ask Alexa if she knows Siri, she says “only by reputation”.

The whole “Hollywood” Henderson comment also reminds the reader that it has been 30+ years since Bradshaw was a Relevant and Successful Football Man. It’s the football equivalent of “was a great model, I remember seeing her in my mom’s catalogs.”

I know! It is surprising, but it’s a little more...layered... See, to sing in the Choir, it’s an official Church calling. And the Church agreed to sing for Trump (A lot of us Mormons are annoyed) so not singing is turning down a calling. It happens, but not typically. It’s really hard to imagine loathing Trump (as…

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

I am guessing that part of the reason it went on was to illicit a reaction from her. In other words they likely knew she didn’t like it. Guys are known for goading a response as a form of play and fun.

Guys Lindsay always pushes people, that’s what she does, she’s a pusher.

its god’s mix tape.

well if fucking Snopes says it’s “Unproven” then it must be “FAAAAAKE”

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

I’m sure they tip handsomely.

Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

That settles it then.