Water water water!

Happy birthday to you! 10-21!!

It is also my birthday today. So I’m next to date Kanye?

Of the non-murder variety, I also recommend Call Your Girlfriend, “a show for long distance besties everywhere”. Two brilliant, feminist BFFs talk about everything. Also, My Dad Wrote a Porno for the lolz.

Thanks! I’ve heard them talk about Last Podcast on the Left. One I catch up with MFM I’ll check it out. Stay sexy and don’t get murdered ;)

Do you listen to ‘My Favorite Murder’?! I just found it last week and I’ve been binge listening ever since. It’s amazing and hilarious despite the topic! 5/5 would recommend.

A jail bathroom so I guess not technically a public bathroom... you can strike my story from the record if it doesn’t count

Alas I politely declined a bologna sandwich as he passed them out after receiving aforementioned BJ. I did accept an orange and now cannot eat oranges as they remind me of jail.

I was in jail (long story)-well actually the booking area-on a Sunday morning (along with everyone else who was on one Saturday night), and saw a woman blowing an inmate who was passing out bologna sandwiches.