I stepped on one of these at my aunt’s wedding in Maui in the dark. I was 12 and my grandfather had bet me 50 bucks I couldn’t finish this giant salad at the wedding reception. I had gone outside for a breather (it was really a giant salad) and had to try to stomach eating more after stepping on this thing. Totally…

‘Freak-eh’

My sister has some urban foxes in her area and says at night you'll wake up to the sounds of rabbits dying and it is pretty horrible.

Neither the 787 or 777 can put out a fire like R2D2 tho.

Being forever alone and paying high rent > dating whoever made that poster.

I was about to say that this looks like a late 90’s Delia's catalog with mature colors.

I don’t work with a lot of women but the few I do work with are very ‘mean girl’ types. After a few years I became okay with never getting invited to lunches or after work get togethers. Sometimes it still sucks being constantly left out but I've stressed enough over it.

#engineerproblems

Me tomorrow. Damn ovaries.

D-Mannose fucking saved my life. I used to get UTI’s if I even thought about sex and I’ve gotten maybe 2 in the last 3 years, both which I successfully warded off with D-Mannose. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT.

I sold my old ring after my divorce and I just wanted to be rid of it. Didn’t care how much I got. Too many bad memories associated with it.

I sleep in makeup because I am lazy.

This is my office. I am 33.

I work with a group of people that pretty much act like a high school clique. I am too old for that shit.

I worked at Petco in my youth and I lost count of the number of times people would eat the dog treats from the ‘snack bar’. There was one treat that looked like a creme filled cookie and I’d see people try that all the time.

I had a professor who would constantly swear. He also told stories about blowing up portapoties with quarter sticks of dynamite. There was always some wet blanket that would complain (usually the same guy who’d ask a stupid question right before we were to get out class early). His classes were the best though.

Did you date my ex husband?

“ You are good looking for -insert engineering college here- girls”

On a family trip to England my parents got into a fight about following maps and my mom, in anger, exited the car in the middle of BFE. My dad, in anger, took off down the road leaving her. My sister and I were in the back of the car in hysterics because we were 100% sure they were going to get divorced. My dad turned…

Northwest didn’t go out of business, they merged with Delta who was actually worse off financially. I am sorry you had a shitty experience with Northwest but they were 1000x the airline Delta is.