Ugh, old guys. I dated one and I hated going out to eat with him for similar reasons. I would end up paying most of the time because he would give a 10% tip for good service. He is under 'Douchebag número dos' in my phone for a reason.

"How does it feel to have a real man between your legs?" Actual line....

Coming from Florida, yes. I grew up in MN so Tech had nothing on those cold winters (the lake effect weather kept it a decent temp mostly) for me personally. They do get a crazy amount of snow though. Two of my years it was 220+ inches over the course of the winter. I loved it but it is not for everyone. :-)

Michigan Tech. Small engineering school in the upper peninsula of MI.

#notallsororities

My one cat will just take the water in the face all while looking at me sadly. Breaks my heart so I stop and he wins by default.

I have the most destructive cats, it is ridiculous. They destroy EVERYTHING with their claws. Shoes, doors, purses...I won't even get started on my couch. And this is with multiple scratching posts in a 1200sqft aptartment. I get mad, especially about my boots, but guess what? They are cats and that is what some of…

My skin hurts just looking at those pictures.

Pretty much how I felt. If there is a sequel I hope it is one page where they both kill each other at the same time.

I was kicked out and reinvited 3 times to my sisters wedding. The first time was because I complained about the shoes she picked (which were fucking horrid, severe pain for hours. I guess I have monster feet). Second time I got removed was when I couldn't fly across the country for her bachelorette party due to…

I know. It is something you'd see high school boys do. I had a friend who did that and would take it out once in a while to show off (I don't know what he was bragging about...never having used it?) and eventually the packaging was so worn you could see the actual condom. I bet it was super effective after that.

I was once having a decent conversation with a guy at a bar and he pulls out his wallet to pay and 'discretely' flash his Magnum condom he had in there. I rolled my eyes so hard I am surprised they didn't fall out.

Sing it. As a former Minnesotan I am actually a bit ashamed of how people are acting about this. -10 isn't a rarity in January. They only canceled school once in my entire grade school tenure and it was because it was -32 with a -76 windchill. My dad still talks about that day since he was so impressed their car…

Nevermind me. I am looking at this waaaay too logically and this woman is obviously operating outside the bounds of anything I can relate too. I'll see myself out.

I more meant that I don't know of a mix that even requires sugar to be added.

Not even the end of the world could get me to watch CNN.

This may be a dumb question but don't brownie mixes just require eggs and oil?

Best/worst all in one. I got a brand new pair of skis with bindings circa 1980 (this was 1995). Bindings broke one my first run with the skis about 1/4 of the way down the hill. Had to slide on my ass the rest of the way down and sit in the chalet until my family finished the day.

My grandparents did that to me. I have a semi-common name with an uncommon spelling and they got me personalized notepads with a name close to mine and just added an 'a' at the end on just the top sheet. The rest of the pages had the other name...

If only there was a pen for women so we could at least think our signature meant something.