Jesus Christ, please mark pictures of Trump’s micropeen as NSFW!

Trump only cares about ratings, so someone should tell him how big the crowd at his hanging will be. 

I’m mostly upset that he didn't go over there and step on a land mine.

‘He also praised the president for having passed a generic cognitive test that asked him to identify simple wildlife animals...’

Even better:

What a frawed. 

I see people cheering from rooftops after every abortion and they’ve found prayer rugs all over Planned Parenthood.

“Excuse me, what happened?”

Can you imagine Marla having to explain where babies come from to Donald Trump? 

Fetuses are tied up, they’re bound, duct tape put around their faces, around their mouths. In many cases, they can’t even breathe. They’re put in the backs of cars or vans or trucks. I mean, you have hundreds of miles of open space, and they go out there, and they’re loaded up with drugs or they have fetuses in the…

TRUMP: “Have you seen what they do to these babies? They duct tape their mouths, tie them to chairs... Believe me!”

“Shah gonna get it.”

How is one even an extremist about something like having a choice?

If that’s a thing, I’m gonna start showing up at my nearest Starbucks with a pot of good coffee and a laptop so I can continue my morning routine of drinking coffee and avoiding reality commenting.

If there is a better visual representation of the recent (and forever) fight over the border wall, I’ve yet to see it.

“They’re only having a Fat Bear competition because the Democrats and Crooked Hillary know, if they have a Fat Pig competition, I’d win!”

In a restaurant full of people, he chose to publicly shame and threaten some people who spoke Spanish, and could have actually ruined their lives if he had followed through with calling ICE. And when this video came out, it became clear that he had done this type of stuff before. He isn’t a victim, and this sentiment…

k9 on k2 hangs 10, film at 11.

I can see this exact scenario playing out again in 4 years when Trump is told to leave the White House.

Yeah.. I deliver babies and I basically do the same thing.

Great story! I actually played for Ogden in 96-97 and saw Oggie win what I beleive is his only race ever. I had gotten to know Oggie a little, as much as you can know a mascot,throughout the summer, and he was a very sharp and witty kid. He was in school at Weber St. in Ogden and just trying to make a buck. He would…