He’s a job creator!

MTGA!

Is Fred Smoot still in the league? If so I bet he’d sign in WAS at a hefty discount...

Ewwwwww, the make-up sex is gonna be GROSSSSSSS!!!

I fucking hate it when couples have their fights in public

He got one thing right in that tweet: it would definitely be a turn BACKWARDS!

Yeah, a wormhole I went down later last night revealed that he was/is a bodybuilder (and that he put out a classified looking for adifferent very muscular guy to come fuck his wife).

If that's really Stone's torso, it's like an inverse of his skull! 

He did it to make McEnroe jealous

Should’ve used duct tape

I mean, if I saw someone shagging carts in public, I'd probably look at them funny, too ;)

That's it! A wall made of Stone!

Ohhhh..... Think we'll get one of trump when that time comes?

*sea

Counterpoint: you can NEVER have too many pickles on a burger

One of the LAWS of advertising used to be that you were not legally allowed to mention the name of your competitor’s product. This changed during my lifetime, though - late 80s or early 90s, iirc. (Possibly at the same time that direct to consumer ads for prescription drugs become allowed(‘92, i think), but I’m not…

Aw, you should've just saved your poop for the next three days and put it under your pillow. You'd a got PAID! 

No obstruction. No collusion. When am I getting my Berder Wall?

Well yeah, my mouth tends to get pretty dry when I use a little ganj....

Do female cows tend to have horns?