His “apology” is amazing. He apologizes only to the restaurant and its owner while in no way denying the underlying claim of Clinton and Podesta being involved in running such an operation.

Even though I am s creative person & despise tRump with every fiber of my being, I could never pull such a disgusting and shocking thing out of my head even if i wanted to somehow falsely malign him. 

“I’d like a walnut sauce, to go. And as many moist towelettes as you’re allowed to give me.”

The Jimmy John’s near my former apartment used to sell (and deliver!) weed if you ordered a “mayo sandwich.” I’m sure there were a bunch of Presbyterians who accidentally ordered an 8th of hydro.

How do you even bring up the word “map” casually?

It’s what you get when you take an existing set of emails and decide to start inventing code words to make completely unremarkable emails seem evil.

I’ve met 2 people irl who’ve mentioned pizzagate and they both mentioned Clinton as a leader or participant. I know it’s anecdotal but I’d never heard of pizzagate before (it was before the shooting).

Oh, do not get me started. I live in Boston, the frickin’ chase went by about a half a mile from my house, you can still see the marks on the streets from where he and his late brother threw IEDs out the window as they drove, and Rolling Goddam Stone puts a soft-core porn representation of this murderous Chechen…

All these terrorists self-radicalizing on the internet. Oh wait, when white guys brandish weapons in public places bc of shit they read on the internet, they’re just “passionate” and “misguided.”

Au contraire, she was supposedly entirely in charge.

Was the pizza the same price as a normal pizza? Asking for a friend.

Seriously? Because I see crap like this regularly:

That list enraged me. Evidence of the malicious sickness of Alt-Right psychos. Alex Jones should be on the hook for this.

You have to do air quotes when you “order”

If you want human with your slice, you need to ask for “extra anchovies” at Senor Pizza.

Where, pray tell, is this magical pizzeria of which you speak?? 

Hell, Rolling Stone put the that murderous shitstain Joker Zarniff on its cover.

Pizza places on the boardwalk do, in fact, have secret codes. About ten years ago I somehow accidentally ordered pizza with weed sprinkled on it. I returned it to the flustered kid and got the plain slice I thought I’d asked for as he stammered about my “wording”.

Esquire or some similar morally bankrupt rag will give him a cover story and moody black and white photos where he “tells his tale” five years on.

How would that code even work without sounding like gibberish.