I’d like to throw in a cheer for my governor, Jay Inslee, who announced that as far as he’s concerned the Paris Accord is ON and called Dump “pathetic.” Straight up said it.

North Korea is in the Paris Accord! Sudan! The bloody Saudis!

“War on Christmas” = real.

He probably thinks that natural disasters like Hurricane Katrina are just “God’s will”.......As long as they only impact “certain” people.

I think the best example of the way liberals are running the world via the Paris Accord is the presence of that well known liberal stronghold North Korea on the list of participating nations. In fact, the only non liberal nations on earth are Syria and the United States (I leave Nicaragua off because they held out for…

Terrifying, isn’t it?

Mike Pence: “Stop worrying about unimportant things like climate change, and start thinking of new ways to oppress the gays!”

It’s probably better to ask Mother.

Jesus, this is even better coming from the guy who gets all worked up over marriage equality and the persecution of Christians in America....

Really, Pence? Are you implying that climate change is a liberal-only issue and that, by extension, any other country that cares about it is chock full of liberals? Last time I checked, China was still imprisoning dissidents and oppressing its people, etc., but they’re still in the Paris Accord.

...and the second answer refers to the $30 mil a month it costs the taxpayers to have Melania live in NYC instead of the WH because, for some reason, she refuses to move in with Gorky Pig.

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

“For some reason, this issue of Native Americans has become a paramount issue for General George Armstrong Custer.” - Lt. Mike Pence, at the outbreak of the Battle of the Little Bighorn

what ‘side peen’ is

Pence is Evangelical. I know a lot of Evangelicals are hopeful that Armageddon will happen in their lifetimes...

“For some reason, this issue of smallpox has become a paramount issue for the Natives.” Colonist Pence, 1616

What, you mean the mutant that will arise after Trump’s nuclear oopsie? I figure they’ll have gills.

“For some reason, this issue of icebergs has become a paramount issue for the passengers.” Captain Pence, 1912

I mean, it’s only going fuck over our kids and grandkids, amirite? Honestly, who cares, right Mike?

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945