The ones who live in Beaverton but claim to live in Portland

Sometimes I class it up and shop at the Couture Goodwill on Hawthorne.

There are 2 types of girls in Portland: girls who shop at Anthropologie and girls who shop at The Bins.

Creepy. I work in the building across the street from Anthropologie. You can actually see it in that picture.

I personally hate the store, but I hate most of what’s in The Pearl. It’s pretty much what sucks the most about Portland. That and The Decemberists.