I agree with you, but her whole thing is that she suspects her husband of pushing the surrogate baby so he could legally demand child support from her later. How much must that suck? You think a guy wants to raise a kid with you only to realize he just wants you to financially support a kid that's not even…

This is the most stunningly beautiful logic I've witnessed. No really, I'm not being sarcastic. Your thoughts on this issue are sound and valid 4eva. Thank you for gracing us with your intellect. You have statistics and everything!

I think so too. This gal acted like a jerk to a cop who was just trying to do his job. All he wanted was her ID. Her husband had no problem handing his over, but she refused and kept hoping that bringing up her publicist would absolve her of any wrongdoing. All while insinuating that the cop was racist. And the best…

You're one of those people who values their own opinions more than actual facts, huh?

She wasn't arrested, though.

Yup. This just reads like an aging hipster asshole raging against someone prettier than she is (because let's face it: Blossom did not grow into her looks).

Of course they'll make it. She can't do any better than him and she knows it. Hence why she tied herself to him with that kid.

No. You are wrong on this one.

What is wrong with you?

I think it takes a special kind of genius to walk the line between being respectful toward a national tragedy and still being irreverent enough to make people laugh in the wake of it, something we all needed to do.

I'm not defending him, but both of these narratives seem to depend on the "I was attacked out of nowhere" defense, which never makes any goddamn sense. "I was 'suddenly attacked' by a woman." "He punched me in the face after I simply tapped him on the shoulder." Don't get me wrong: it sounds like he was behaving like…

Ok that's fine, but then why are you giving us info boners?

She didn't wear the snake in the video; she wore it while performing at the VMA's. I watched that video A LOT.

No.

I'm into it. Reminds me of myself at my sluttiest.

THANK YOU. I think it's the scene in Girls where he's rubbing his semi-hard junk in stained briefs at a frumpy-looking Lena Dunham that turned me off. I think; there are so many things that could be responsible for my distaste.

Perhaps not "weird" so much anymore, but I'm still gonna stick with "kinda gross."

I sorta feel it's a little "Liza Minnelli at her granddaughter's wedding if Liza Minnelli had never made it big."

Grommet is the word.

I don't mind Versace. However, you're not wrong.