Only legitimize your kids when they're reduced to begging you to do it. So chic.

I give no fucks about any of this x100

This is why our society is stupid and broken: because people care about shit like this.

How about disgusting? Have you heard people apply that word to you? I'm betting you have, you pathetic, miserable fuck. Stop looking at pics that were never meant for you and get a hooker to get your lonely rocks off. I'm betting you're well-versed in them since the only women who'll have sex with you are probably the…

Why are you even looking at them?

Are you at Burning Man right now? Because you write like it. Bye now

I feel like she probably cares just as much as I don't.

Pretty sure somebody that wasn't you came up with Khlench about a month ago.

Meh. Scarlett's face is ruining Jennifer's face.

I'm kidding. I like hurling insults that are obscenely inappropriate for the situation. You c—-t.

If you have a nook, they have a buttload of the Fear Street stuff. I would know; they're all right next to the Lisa See and Tom Wolfe stuff I keep meaning to read but don't because RA RA...YOURE DEAD!

Corcoran. It's Bobbi and Corky Corcoran. Dick.

I know right? And wasn't this the type of attention she wanted? She's so full of herself. Obvious chipmunk is obvious.

Bleh. Who cares.

I got bitched out by Puck from The Real World when he stopped by the office and demanded to talk to one of the VP's without an appointment (I think because he knew said VP would refuse to see him, which was exactly what happened). Such a surreal experience. He finally accepted it wasn't going to happen and left,…

I'm not condoning her behavior, but I've seen some people do pretty weird things to pitch their crap. I used to work reception at a TV production company and was constantly turning away solicitors at the front door via the intercom (the door had a lock that I controlled from the desk). One day this woman ran up to…

Not that your opinion matters, but here's some background info that might change it:

What are you even talking about?

Thanks; that really helps. We're nowhere near moving in together, but we are at the point where we need to decide if this is worth pursuing or just a waste of time. I'll definitely look into your options.

Yes. I don't dump my pets when they become inconvenient.