A lot of my jobs have been public service oriented and have involved many awkward/horrifying come-ons. But I think my strangest ones have come from library patrons at the small suburban library system I used to work at (yes I know....a LIBRARY) ....I honestly don't know how to choose so here are three of them (I know,…

The only thing I could think of....cue me snort laughing at my desk :-)

YES THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS. I have been posting this all World Cup so that people would finally realize the extreme sexy of the Howard! Finally someone that truly understands me :-D

I repeat...these lists need more Tim Howard....there is some Tim Howard... But there can always be more :-)

I spent that whole show weeping over my dream of seeing Bryn Terfel perform Sweeney coming true...and when Sondheim stood up at the end of the show that night I almost fell over the railing of the balcony. I will definitely be having a viewing party on September 26th and everyone is invited to my place - I'll make the…

I'm so sorry this whole list needs more Tim Howard.....that man has thighs and abs for DAAAAAYYYSSS

Coming from a small rural town there weren't too many summer jobs to come by. It was either bale hay or work at the theme park near by. I went with bar tending and waiting tables at a restaurant at the theme park. It was already a crap gig as the name of the restaurant was unfortunately suggestive including the word…

1.) DUMPY?!?!

You guys forgot Return to Me with Minnie Driver and David Duchovny...that scene where the dog is waiting for his Mom to come home...I just...I still can't....

I had an ex who wrote to me with a similar list of hopes dreams for me. He said he only wanted me to be happy and that he wasn't mad at me just mad that he couldn't continue as a "partner and guide" in my life. (This is the man who once told me when we were fighting that he didn't actually like how outgoing I was, he…

A friend and I played Barbie Presidential Inauguration. Ken was Bill Clinton and one of the Barbies was Hillary and we dressed them up in formal gear. Her brother's GI Joes and his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures were the secret service. We used Tonka Trucks for the motorcade....god we were nerdy - we had…

I didn't know what else to do so I just created this petition (Keep schools from throwing indebted children's lunches away) at whitehouse.gov. Please - if you agree, sign it and pass it along, it may not do much but its a little something!

Is there anywhere we can donate money so that these kids don't get punished for something that is in no way their fault? I will send $ via carrier pigeon if I have to so that no child has to suffer not only hunger but that kind of intense humiliation and shame.....

Dude, this is ridiculous. Even if the kids get homesick its something they need to learn to get over. I say this as someone who would get horribly homesick at sleepovers and get so anxiety ridden I would get gusher nosebleeds and throw up. The upside to all of this? That's where I learned to play gin rummy and poker.…