I was just surprised he wasn't the ringbearer. He would have been adorable in a little tux, toddling down the aisle.

Pictured (right to left): the best thing to come out of Canada, the worst thing to come out of Canada

I'm just glad Bieber isn't one of those celebrities that suddenly latches onto the "it" team just because they are winning.

When do we get to see J.Beibs in a aquamarine wig and Alvin Ailey tank?

I don't want to advocate violence or anything, but if someone wants to maybe get some brass knuckles and try them out on The Beeb's face, I'd chip in for legal fees.

Next time instead of arming the "freedom fighters," let's arm the women. And only the women.

Accompanied by a slow inhale and sharp exhale through the nose. Possibly a "Hm."

So true! Whenever I got that view; the next step was me running outside to grab a switch...

Accompanied by a sugar-sweet, yet psychologically withering "Bless your heart."

That's the Southern woman "I'm so disappointed in you" death glare my mother had down cold. Just seeing it on Wendy made me feel like I've to go apologize and clean my room.

2nd degree would've been pretty much accurate.

If he does get off, I think it's because they charged him incorrectly. I'm no expert, so I'm only going on what's in the news, but it seemed like they had a really solid case for manslaughter.

I am so proud to be a native Floridian. You know we have an entire division of government that works on stunningly stupid stuff to keep a nation entertained. We call it the Florida Legislature.

Yeah, what was Trayvon doing outside so late at night? Was he wearing a skirt with that hoody?

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE.

Notice how his eyes follow you around the gated community.

I have, too.

"I'm not saying Sharon Tate deserved to be disemboweled while 37 weeks pregnant, but if you're a 26 year old and you're hanging out with the Manson family, your pederast husband should teach you - only hang in Jack Nicholson's hot tub with a roofied 13 year olds. It could've been much worse. Instead of being brutally…

"I think her parents really made a mistake," mused the sociopathic monster whose bizarre childhood experiences spearheaded by a dominant megalomaniac of a father have mutated her into a test case for the negative influence of overcompetitive youth athletics.