I was just surprised he wasn't the ringbearer. He would have been adorable in a little tux, toddling down the aisle.

Pictured (right to left): the best thing to come out of Canada, the worst thing to come out of Canada

I'm just glad Bieber isn't one of those celebrities that suddenly latches onto the "it" team just because they are winning.

When do we get to see J.Beibs in a aquamarine wig and Alvin Ailey tank?

I don't want to advocate violence or anything, but if someone wants to maybe get some brass knuckles and try them out on The Beeb's face, I'd chip in for legal fees.

Next time instead of arming the "freedom fighters," let's arm the women. And only the women.

Three weeks after Skynet attacked the human race, the survivors were already fighting back.

Wow. Terrifying and beautiful.

Accompanied by a slow inhale and sharp exhale through the nose. Possibly a "Hm."

So true! Whenever I got that view; the next step was me running outside to grab a switch...

Accompanied by a sugar-sweet, yet psychologically withering "Bless your heart."

That's the Southern woman "I'm so disappointed in you" death glare my mother had down cold. Just seeing it on Wendy made me feel like I've to go apologize and clean my room.

What a bunch of shitheads, punishment should be having to wear lego blocks in their socks for 18 months.

Institute the "You break it, you bought it" and charge the kid(s) with the value of the legos, $25,000, divided between them if more than 1 is to blame. If they are under 18, charge their parents.

2nd degree would've been pretty much accurate.

If he does get off, I think it's because they charged him incorrectly. I'm no expert, so I'm only going on what's in the news, but it seemed like they had a really solid case for manslaughter.

Yeah, what was Trayvon doing outside so late at night? Was he wearing a skirt with that hoody?

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE.

Notice how his eyes follow you around the gated community.