Is it true? Can it be possible? Is...is the nightmare finally over? *sobbing so hard in St. Paul I have a mucous moustache*

Hey now, loons are beautiful, majestic birds. I always think of Bachmann as more of a grackle:

A clothed picture of Alexander Skarsgard is a wasted picture of Alexander Skarsgard

But I am jealous.

WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T, ALEX?!

*busts the window out his car*

That was really my only thought too. "No more Bachmann? HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!"

I guess "I'm retiring to spend more time with my attorneys" didn't sound good.

I will not be doing that, thanks. Gawker can be harrowing enough.

I don't understand how the people replying can sit here and say it's not slightly pedophilic. Because it totally is. Similar to the sexy schoolgirl thing.

I hear one guy say that women need to remove all their hair because it is only hygienic. Homeboy seems to think all the hair up in his butt is totally hygienic.

Jesus, did you read any of the relevant articles? Because you kind of sound like you just want to pick a fight by taking Oxmall's and my comments out of context. Bernie probs does have other turnons, but he didn't mention any of them in the article in question. He obsessed over bare lady parts.

Oh, come on, Hermione. I think the point Mr. Oxmall was making is that if, as a dude, your ONLY source of sexual arousal is a hairless vag, then you might have some issues. He said nothing about a woman's right to make her own pubic hairstyling decisions.

OK I never make comments but feel I had to on this one. This is not just about porn. Women, if you have totally lazered or waxed yourself bare and then go and have kids, then your little ones grow up thinking that zero pubic hair is normal and that's fucked up. What are you going to tell your 13 year old daughter…

Oh, boo fuckin' hoo, it's not his fault the porn industry makes him feel that way! Poor baby! Listen up, homeboy, if you want ladies to get rid of their public hair, then why don't you try it first. See how sexy itchy, ingrown hairs are then get back to us.

Dear boys,

Dear fellow Dudebros,

IF YOU PEE ALL OVER THE SEAT AND DON'T CLEAN IT UP THEN YOU'RE LEAVING IT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO CLEAN UP. YOU'RE MAKING SOMEONE ELSE CLEAN YOUR PEE. RAAAAGE.

Well, the average toilet seat doesn't carry a freakish amount of bacteria (SO STOP HOVERING AND PEEING ALL OVER THE SEAT), so this does not surprise me.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I feel terrible for addicts in general. As the child of one, I know the misery that it causes everyone— including the addict. It's a terrible disease (and yes, I think of it as such), and it actually makes me sad to see how badly Lohan is doing. She reminds me very much…

This is all kinds of wrong. As a mother of 3, this in no way is similar to childbirth. A balloon? Please. Passing a balloon with rebar so it doesn't collapse is more appropriate.