It would probably much more effective than the period video they made us girls watch in fifth grade which did, in fact, have a mother explain how periods work using a uterus and ovaries shaped pancake. Much, much more important to teach self esteem.

That's really the key here. Figuring out what makes you happy regardless of relationship status. But man it is hard work! They really should make one-on-one self esteem counseling required for all human beings. I feel like it would solve a whole host of world problems. If I were a pageant queen that would be my…

Rant away! I feel your pain!

Ah do we have the same friend? It is exhausting for everyone else around them. It's one of the few things I will openly judge someone for if they get back with the same terrible person more than three times. There are only so many tears I can mop up.

This is weird but I would love a few single ppl in my office. I'm the only single person in an office of 30. Can you cousin trade some single thirty year old ladies for some married thirty year old ladies?

Too many parentheses! Two emoticons!

"When i wouldn't apologize, he decided to yell at me for not being nice enough."

I had two! Both men:
1) Supervisor for my masters internship. Started putting his hands on my shoulder, slowly moving down to my chest area when he would lean over to study my work. Stopped wearing a wedding ring. Called me on nights and weekends because he "just wanted to hear my voice." Verdict: Gross
2) Boss was a…

I'm sure the three people (one elderly lady, one middle aged man always wearing a confederate flag hat in IOWA, and a teenage girl) would love the company in their daily rush hour protest outside the Planned Parenthood that's on my way home from work. Most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

I was having a particularly awful day so finally decided to get a Kinja account as I've been a ghost Jez reader for years. First thing to pop up is this video! It was like you knew I had an awful day and wanted to cheer me up! Thank you!