I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

He’s going to be my latex salesman.

Yeah, it’s just a little CFB rapin’, no big deal! Happens every season. Get over it!

I’m offering free day passes out of the grays for anyone who wants to help tar and feather this moron.

“Oh my God, Ken! You can’t just ASK someone why they’re a rapist!"

Seriously.

“Stop trying to make Baylor happen.”

I’m skeptical that UFC will ever have the same TV rights value as NBA, NFL, big-time college football, or MLB simply because it doesn’t have the same brand loyalty, sense of community, or the like.

I just rolled my eyes right out of my head

Yeah man, they’ve totally moved past it! They fired the football coach and the assistant to the traveling secretary in the athletic department. What more do you want from them!

Did they find any lawyers as well?

Recommended replacement:

“Maybe we could just put everyone in one risk pool and be one single payer, and actually drive down the overall cost of providing medicine to our populace.” -America, somewhere around 2055.

The NBA is by far the most progressive, responsive and innovative league in all of sports - including the NCAA.

Just a reminder, it's not the NBA/billionaire owners paying for this. It's the players union.

“Better make it like, four.”

“One family plan, please.”

So true. It would be so big for those that would be covered. But maybe the NFL realizes that the costs of helping those who were injured making the NFL billions would inconvenience their making of even more billions. My sons who are in their early twenties are starting to question their love for all things NFL.

Getting your health care insurance covered is huge. As someone who is not quite old enough for Medicare, I can vouch that that’s a fantastic thing to do. Good on you NBPA.

/ Sasha Kaun unretires.