Except a bank robber is highly, HIGHLY unlikely to be walking through a park after a heist. I’m no thief, but methinks a faster getaway vehicle and reduced public exposure is a requirement for even the dumbest bandit. Props to the ICPD for not swiss-cheesing this guy, but the fact that 80% of the group felt it…

He may be a baby, but he’s quite a cut up in the clubhouse.

Can we cast re-votes for Biggest Sports Baby?

They’ve got a death lineup. Possession dies with Melo. Possession dies with Rose. Noah’s knee dies. Porzingis’ career dies. Fans are dead inside. Lot of death all around.

He probably should avoid talking about breaking anything down.

He’s not blaming the state, he’s blaming the city. It’s pretty obvious. In that first part you quote, he’s blaming the Charlotte city ordinance that HB2 was designed to reverse, the one that explicitly allowed trans people to use the correct bathrooms.

Can someone help me understand how so many people have seemingly forgotten how public restrooms work? I mean, I’m fairly certain I’d remember if as a child a trip to the public loo was a cock-wagging Bacchanal. Besides, how many old white Republican men aren’t diddling pre-teens on the regular that they’re now…

My Uncle Mike scoffs at this bush-league bigotry, it doesn’t even reference “the coloreds” or “the orientals”, and there is no 3 paragraph diatribe about “Barack HUSSEIN Obama” taking away his guns.

Are there bathrooms out there which either: a.) use nothing but special toilets which require a specific set of genitalia to use; or b.) force you to watch everyone else use the toilet at the same time and stare at their genitals? I lived in North Carolina for the first 25 years of my life, and I don’t recall coming…

I’m amused that these guys don’t know how women’s bathrooms work or how to use a stall in a men’s bathroom. Apparently Mr. Sabates walks into public bathrooms and immediately drops trou.

Am I the only person who doesn’t share bathroom stalls with groups of random strangers these days? Do all Republicans just wander into their gender specific restrooms and smash bits together as they are relieving themselves?

In my thirty years on this planet I’ve seen a stranger’s junk in the restroom exactly zero times, and that’s including using the urinal troughs at Tiger Stadium. Does the technique of minding your own fucking business not work for these people?

I don’t know what these rednecks are doing when they use the bathroom, but I have never felt the urge to peek inside a closed stall to see what’s in someone else’s pants.

Let the free market regulate social issues. People will vote with their wallets!

Tip of the cap for the update Nick!

You should see what his old friend, Geno Neckbeard, does now.

I couldn’t figure out where I knew this dude, but his explanation totally made me remember.

That’s the thing about fedoras. They almost always end up looking fucking ridiculous.

Seriously? Larry Fedora? Did Mike Vape take a job elsewhere?

Vlade Divac is staffing five centers? Even for a Siberian that line up is husky.