I prefer to think of his sexual reproduction as either asexual or one in which he lays a bunch of unfertilized eggs and Mitch Albom comes by later to help create little tadpoles.

God, the only thing worse than sleeping with Lupica three times would be listening to him sanctimoniously explain how much effort and hard work he put into it afterward.

I’d be much more irritated if Luke Russert hadn’t spent 8 years at NBC; if this year’s favorite to be the 45th President weren’t the spouse of the 42nd President; if the 43rd President weren’t the son of the 41st President.

They wanted Dean Cain but he had too much dignity for this shitshow

“Ooo someone from my stories!”

right? not even like James Woods or Adam Baldwin

Note to the GOP: ASJ is Italian, not Latino.

That list of speakers is fucking terrifying.

Antonio Sabato Jr.

dude lebron is a handsome god

Just caught it here on the Pacific. Well done, Banana Boat Brethren. Well fucking done.

In response, Minneapolis PD has walked out of all future NBA games.

Hey, I'm an old white guy, and I think it was powerful. We need justice at all colors and ages. I looking forward to seeing if my sports idols follow suit.

There have been a number of times when the forward thinking of the NBA and its players make me feel really good about advocating it as the best sports league in the world. This might be the best of those times.

Great work dudes. I had no idea I could warm up to Melo the way I have recently.

Gun violence is a critically important part, obviously, and top of the list. However in addition to that, Lebron moving home when he’s rich enough to live anywhere at all really speaks to the rest of it.

I really wish they would have said Sandra Bland’s name. She, like other countless victims, are women as well. They are just as important as the men being gunned down and should not be silenced.

Oh god we’re going to get so many of these tomorrow. Mostly from old white dudes.

Preemptive stick to sports hot take nuke from orbit.