gingerkramer
GingerKramer
gingerkramer

I use to live in Philadelphia around a TON of Penn State alumni (they’re also in my family.) Let’s just keep it real: The facts of the case are ALL so coincidental, there has to be something else going on. And let’s not forget that The Second Mile was a feeder of poor kids to other Penn State “camps” where adults had

I think what he means is that Tim Duncan is the superior basketball player, regardless of entertainment value.

definitely reminds me of the BBC Jimmy Savile scandal and what do you know, Rolf Harris was doing some of the same stuff.

I’ve been playing the long game, waiting for just the right moment.

This guy was around for nearly 20 years and this is the first yo-yo joke I ever heard in reference to him.


“Whoa, whoa, whoa! Settle down, people, fun’s nice but what we need is prudence and sobriety”

-Tim Duncan

I don’t understand everyone praising him for his consistency. I mean, isn’t the point of having a Duncan is so that it can be up-and-down?

Yeah. Can’t argue with this. It all seems like such a well-oiled machine, and even someone as influential as Sandusky doesn’t seem like he’d have the money and power to so efficiently scrub so hard, so regularly. This really feels like more than “people not wanting to stick their necks out for an abused kid in a way

I’m just sorry Joe Paterno isn’t alive to answer for his part in all of this.

Can we just

It’s ok if you don’t, though. Fucking hell this is maddening.

YEAH BUT THEY RAISE A BUNCH OF MONEY FOR CANCER! WHY AREN’T YOU COVERING THAT?

Jesus FUCKING Christ. I want a giant sinkhole to appear in Happy Valley right now and suck that entire university into the depths of the earth, with some sort of evil, cackling voice bellowing out that such will be the fate of any other university who pulls this shit in the future.

What the fuck was Clifford Gordon supposed to do? HELP A CHILD? Who has time for that bullshit?!?!?!?!?!

WHERE THE FUCK IS SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WITH THEIR FRONT PAGE OPEN LETTER CALLING ON PENN STATE TO DISBAND THE FOOTBALL PROGRAM?

Stories like this convince me there are others involved, possibly a pedophile ring. Sandusky was enabled by so many, there has to be more abusers and victims.

Someone send Ra’s Al Ghul to Happy Valley.

Stupid answer but: College football. It bears no relationship to reality.