idk, couldn’t you just see Texas embracing the dread scourge of SOCIALIZED MEDICINE if it meant they could opt out of insurance premiums and protect their precious high school football? It would be the dumbest possible reason to go to single payer, so I can absolutely see Texas going in that direction.

Blaming the “cost-cutting” measures schools do that result in other programs getting scrapped on Title IX is some bullshit, pal. The colleges with profitable college football programs aren’t cutting those programs because of Title IX parity, they’re doing it because they want to maximize their profits and keep paying…

“And when you do, you’ll have already been priced out of town, watching your team from Western Nebraska.”

All summers basically everywhere are bad now, let’s stop acting like there’s really much difference in the hell summers of the swampy humid places or the sun-baked hellscapes of the Southwest. Summer sucks, we all know it, only kids like it because it means they don’t have to be in school, the rest of us should all…

I promise, it is dumb in the best way.

No, it was GA (Gambler’s Anonymous).

Hope he has some lawyers stashed away where the cops couldn’t find him, the shit has hit the fan

I’m a sucker for a good powerbomb as well, and I must admit, I kinda long for the days when being over 6 ft 5 and being able to do a decent looking powerbomb and chokeslam made you a gangbusters monster heel.

The F5 is cool because of the force and wildness with which Brock usually flings his opponent, it almost always looks devastating. Cena just makes the AA look like he’s verrrrrry gingerly laying someone down out of a Fireman’s Carry. I think the only time it looked halfway decent was during that Umaga feud (RIP Umaga,…

They did an angle where as part of his recovery from his “broken back”, Pentagon Jr. had to be suspended by wires and wailed on by Vampiro with a barbed wire bat, then Vampiro made him go into a cave and fight a bunch of his own dopplegangers, including one that was Vampiro in a Pentagon mask, and then through that he…

Oh man, the bugfuck angles/vignettes/build-up in LU is the best, for sure, but the reality of Matanza is just such a huge let-down. At least Pentagon got to really kick his ass and destroy whatever “unbeatable” aura he might have still had, but the damage done to Mil and Pentagon (and Fenix, who was super fucking over…

Also, I’m glad you mentioned the DDT, because the DDT is basically the proto-Stunner. DDT: Stunner as First Stooges Album: First Ramones Album

Nah they do Spanish Flys way more than they do Canadian Destroyers

The Worm is great if you think pro wrestling should be more like a hip hop aerobics class, which is a terrible opinion.

The Pedigree was and remains cool, you philistine, you wanna talk about a move that sucks, let’s talk about the Attitude Adjustment

Look, I love the Iron Claw (if that is, in fact, the Claw to which you are referring), and I have a soft spot for the Figure Four, but the Figure Four can be reversed and the Iron Claw past it’s sell by date in the late 80s. It’s fun when indie wrestlers do it now (I really liked when Bryan Danielson used to do it,…

Sweet Chin Music’s impact is dulled by the fact that Shawn basically had two finishers for a while there (it and his poor man’s Savage elbow), but I will admit that a good superkick is very satisfying aesthetically.

God, Matanza is perhaps the biggest let-down since the botched Invasion angle, isn’t he? That build-up for him was so pulpy and dumb and fun and then he comes out dressed as Duke “The Dumpster” Droese with an ugly mask and he wrestles like garbage.

Thank you, I was going to make a separate post for this. The DDT was the proto-Stunner, it was the first Stooges album to the Stunner’s eponymous Ramones debut album.

There is video in this very article of Trump getting Stunnered and he sells it like absolute shit, he is second only to Linda McMahon in all time worst Stunner sells