So basically: he did what, if you believe the NCAA’s bullshit arguments about why players shouldn’t be paid and that they’re there to get an education first and play sports second, is the bare fucking minimum someone in his position should be doing. That’s the extent of the Pro column for Paterno.

Because no jury, even a jury pulled from the braindead wastes of Northeastern PA, would have any sympathy for either the insurance company or Penn State, and it’s possible that the terms of the insurance policy were that the insurer “stands in the shoes” of their insured, i.e. Penn State and they would have had to pay…

Because we live in a capitalist society and the prime directive of any institution that exists in order to generate profit is to keep as much of that profit as possible, ethics be damned. The insurance company wants to use Penn State’s clear dereliction of duty as an excuse not to pay out so that Penn State has to pay…

People like you are why our justice system dispenses precious little justice and why college football programs continue to operate as almost completely unrestrained criminal cabals.

Honestly, at this point the people who continue to act like Burneko’s criticisms of Hinkie are tantamount to Joe Morgan spouting off about nerds and their slide rules are either being willfully obtuse or just lying about how they’re interpreting the Hinkie coverage in order to take a potshot at Burneko and/or…

Dahhhh, I’ma gonna hit a donger, yep, I am, Ol Cheslor Cuthbert’s gonna smack him some dingers, a yup

No no, Cheslor Culbert is a Faulknerian manchild who talks like the vulture from those Bugs Bunny cartoons and Whit Merrifield is a corrupt Southern lawyer a la Kevin Spacey in Midnight In The Garden of Good and Evil, it’s like you never ascribed a fictitious personality to someone based on their goofy names before,…