To be fair, I don't think Jay-Z and Beyoncé are embracing veganism for three weeks as an animal rights crusade, but because Jay believes they'll achieve some mysterious personal enlightenment. Apparently eschewing meat, dairy, and eggs is a physical and spiritual challenge on par with summiting Everest. So, duh,…

That is foul. Ketchup chills and corrupts the eggs. ABOMINATION.

May hornets built a hive in your brain.

I may be setting myself up for disdain and much pointing and laughing... but I put creme fraiche and chives into my eggs just before I serve them, and add salt and pepper just before I give them that final scramble before serving them correctly, on toast.

"Now You Can Have Tilda Swinton and David Bowie All Over Your Ass"

Bullshit. Sorry, but, massive bullshit. It is significantly harder for children who don't conform to gender norms. I have been a fish monger since I was 13, and the kind of shit that gets said to me because I am a woman just staggers me. On the other hand, we have countless examples of people trying to be feminist and…

I'm really disappointed at how much cheering the audience gave for her taking her clothes off. She wasn't even doing anything talented, just undressing. Says something about the relative importance of her dancing vs. her nudity. Some day, body positivity will be disconnected from getting undressed in public.

Wait... you've never had your hair pulled or pulled someone else's? It really isn't that uncommon. I think you're envisioning like a yanking motion on the ends of the hair rather than getting a fistful of hair very, very close to your partner's roots.

Okay, but why aren't they mentioning the flip side of this? If I have a dream that's got any type of sexy overtones, I'll wake up in the morning and want to hop on my gentleman friend, hard.

Yeah, if that had happened to me I would've been like "project much?"

OR Or... or... just maybe...

People tend to think that everything goes in BDSM but that is not true. Consent is still a crucial element, and if a participant is not consenting to an act abuse is very possible, and it is a real problem in the BDSM community.

How many days are we going to be told to:

I really want to like this dress but I just...don't. Even though the colour is nice, I don't think that it actually suits her.

And, from an entirely different cultural tradition lovingly appropriated by Sir Terry, One-Man-Pouring-A-Bucket-Of-Water-Over-Two-Dogs.

Legitimate First! Mightily Oats! (Dies of happiness.)

Be-Excellent-To-Each-Other, and his younger brother Party-On-Dudes.

Had a similar experience.. I was totally in-the-know re: periods but I always expected a gush of blood, not a tiny brown discharge. TMI but I irritated the hell out of my butt thinking the marks in my panties meant I wasn't wiping properly. TWO DAYS before I had an 'AHA!' moment and asked my mom for a pad.

Oh the overnight pad is my favorite. Me and my ex used to always sleep naked, so when I would come to bed with shorts on he always knew what was up. My favorite part was when he would try to spoon me and his junk would hit the back of the pad, making that diaper-y sound. SO attractive.