you clearly don't know my cousin. He posts his opinions about other people at the gym on facebook all the time, and he is not alone in that.

awwwwww I just wanna spend the rest of my life petting that lil owl!!

my friend got his face beat to a pulp for being gay, but he got charged with assault too for defending himself and his friends.

lemon juice is delicious.

noooo cookies should take like 8 to 20 min in the oven, jello shots need at least an hour to chill

way to get the ladies Jafar.

as a kid I would swallow spaghetti while holding one end of the strand and then pull it back out of my throat. I don't recall why.

wut. did I just read.

transgendered grandmothers should definitely appropriate this term and put an end to the hate.

yes this! i found it a while ago when I was going through my Sandra lee is terrible phase (check out her dirty talk video, amazing).

I read the title as "men who wont clean their terrible asshole" and thought, ugg yea I hate those guys....

my momma would have a field day with this guy.

don't you know that 82% of fatties don't realize they're fat???!!!

grapenuts was the cereal of childhood, goddamn I love that stuff. It's probably why i eat so fast to this day, a race against time , grapenuts are inedible once they get soggy.

I aint saying shes a gold digger..

I feel like this article may be a little tongue in cheek, lets untwist those black panties.

this episode is the only thing I know about R kelly.

please post the story about the Spanish soccer team :D

this one will *points at self* pass it on wink wink