everyone should watch masterchef Australia. its the best cooking show out there.

not gay in a three way

moderation doesn't work for an addiction. sure you can control your intake, until you can't.

thats how I like it.... tmi tmi

it must be so stressful to have to dominate an adult child on top of any other children you might have.

I really want someone to eat my pubes off now.... damn

I shave because I have to use so much pressure when I masturbate that the friction was painful, I didn't start until I was 16 or so because I didn't know it was a thing I could do. but I remember when I first started to grow hair down there, I would trim it back to almost nothing, partly because I didn't like the way…

Barry?

so.. the people in Purge were wearing Kate Middleton masks... interesting.

the pharmacist at shoppers told me to take a gravol about half an hour after plan B, but I never needed to, my only side effects have been weird periods after.

the IT crowd did it first.

I used to eat sugar packets, paper an all. never knew I was supposed to use a straw.

coincidentally I prefer my coffee without sugar and my vagina without semen of man.

I hate that pussy is apparently dirty enough to get censored.

I add milk to my espresso first, then pour over ice. its way better.

it would never occur to me ever to ask someone where they were "from" or what ethnicity they are. boggles my mind that people thing they have a right to ask that.

anything over SPF 45 makes my skin peel off.

used to be my favorite until I put SPF 65 on my face...... I use aveeno now.

its a matter of opinion I guess. I don't like the way I smell without antiperspirant, but I prefer my boy au naturale.

all. the. time. (but I like it)