It’s even better than that. He’s outraged because a democrat took the place of.......wait for it......wait for it....an 84-year-old former football coach!!! George Fucking Perles. I seriously thought I was seeing things when I saw the name of a man who led the mighty Spartans to a 68-67-4 record and was 3-4 in bowl…

The only thing you can be sure of is that he definitely did not scratch his hand rough-housing with his large pre-teen son.

Who could’ve imagined putting a republican former governor and Michigan State alum in charge of dealing with the fallout of a decades-long sexual abuse scandal wouldn’t have worked out?

Assuming some of us survive hellworld for however much longer the trump administration lasts and we begin to reverse the effects of forthcoming climate disaster, the Coen Brothers’ script for Erdogan and the contemplated kidnapping of Gulen (by Trumpster Mike Flynn and his Failson) keeps getting better.

Nothing speaks to the sensibilities of MAGA Chud Shitheads like the NBA and NBA video games.

1. It is absolutely related to the shutdown. They moved the visit up by 4 months so they could try to have a photo op to simultaneously own the libs by showing they were forced to do something like bring in a bunch of cold-ass fast food because of the shutdown and try to show Trump as a generous and gracious host…

And it was all concocted as an attempt to own the libs over the shutdown. They bumped the visit up by four months so Trump “had” to serve them fast food and even “paid for it himself.” (For what’s it’s worth, I would believe the moon-landing was faked before I believe Trump paid for anyone’s meal he wasn’t trying to…

Bojack Clemson

Melted like the snowflake that he very much isn’t.

This is a helluva way to audition to be Trevor Bauer’s social media manager. 

I, for one, welcome Ohio’s next governor. 

Collectively, baseball players might not be the dumbest group of professional athletes. But the dumbest professional athletes are mostly baseball players.

When was the last time Saban beat a more talented team? 

You’d think so, but it’s really just a visual depiction of an anti-Scandinavian slur. 

That’s some fun with numbers. Andre Rison was consistently very good over his first few seasons...four pro bowls in his first five years and his only All-Pro selection. Then he fell off some to simply good at age 27 and got one more 1000 yard season and one more pro bowl before he was out of the game.

Yeah, but they were only allegations when he was drafted.

Johnny was picked by the Browns though...and it was based on advice from a homeless man that Jimmy Haslam took a liking to.

Rex Grossman has one more NFC championship than Antonio Brown.

To be fair, had the Bears drafted Antonio Brown, they would’ve ruined his career.

Greg should devote his energies to try to get Randy Moss out of the hall of fame. I mean, he was such a bad teammate he was traded three more times than Antonio Brown.