He’s like if Buster Bluth, Brick Tamlin, and Gordon Gekko pissed in the same cursed ancient fountain.

It was nice to hear him provide the real justification “With all the merchandising MLB does...I’m with you. Why not [hawk this shit every single second of every single day]?” before he caught himself, “it’s called a uniform for a reason.”

It’s not even August and I already wish the NFL would go the fuck away.

“The need to better himself...”

Well, yeah, of course Tebow wouldn’t have skipped media days in favor of “going to classes” at “a school.” Including his time at Florida, tebow had a grand total of four years of formal education (assuming you count UF as “formal education”).

Yes, and Bregman is a well-known (((globalist))) whose dad is the chairman of the New MEXICO demonrat party. But it’s all just a cover, folks. Alex is just one of ours who’s gone way undercover to expose and destroy the deep state from the inside. And they’re trying to rob him of an opportunity to go back to…

I don’t know that he’s been any worse for poor whites and farmers than he has been for women, racial and ethnic minorities, LGBTQ, immigrants, people with disabilities, or other marginalized and historically-discriminated-against populations. Except that it’s unlikely. The only people he hasn’t been bad for are those…

I fully support turning the Pentagon into an aromatherapy kiosk. 

Or Tasmania.

Alaskans aren’t flyovers. They’re runaways/dropouts.

He also doesn’t have any direct evidence Tom Brady cheated in the 2015 AFC Championship but informed speculation sometimes leads to correct conclusions.

Why is anyone outside of Fox News giving these shitheads a platform?

Yeah, I was trying to imply Trump was only elected as backlash to and manifested resentment for Obama (except Trump didn’t even receive a plurality of the popular vote). And, you’re right. “Economic anxiety” might well as been used in the first post-Reconstruction era too because those in power stoked that division to…

It will never not be a searing indictment on our country that it took us having the biggest failson in history as President in order for us to elect a black man. And we followed that up by electing an even grosser, dumber (how?), bigger failson as President.

Luck is the biggest of all these. The vast majority of rich people (especially the mega-rich) were born rich. Most NFL owners were born so rich they’d have to be as stupid as trump was to piss it all away. Society has a problem when someone can become so wealthy that it borders on impossibility for them lose all their…

As the wealth disparity increases and because we’ve continued to increase protections on estates, the “stupid rich person” problem will only get worse. Much, much worse.

As someone who really wants to like Peyton Manning, he’s unquestionably a shithead. He just does an outstanding job of hiding it with his public persona. He also gave a big (free?) ad to Budweiser in the postgame after this win. 

Schnatter was clearly always a piece of shit. The bigger problem is the extraordinary wealth a single (awful and not-too-bright) man accumulated, and the way it gave him power, insulated him from any real consequences; and, likely, fed his worst impulses. This shithead was on the U of L’s board of trustees and had his…

This is correct. Public financing of pro sports stadiums is one of the worst rackets in state and local politics, which is where this is coming from. So put that aside for a moment. The bigger concern for viability of new teams is fan interest and an abundance of talent to provide for competitive teams. (What does…

I’d like to be the first to congratulate our new Director of the National School Lunch program, Dr.* John Schnatter.