Searing hate does wonders to keep shitty people alive.

He has a point. Abe Lincoln never once picked up a phone to call any of the families of union or confederate soldiers that he was responsible for killing.

I love the two bullpen catchers waving like motherfuckers as the ball bounces into rightcenter.

And because he’s a domestic abuser.

Al just out there owning the Libs with sexual assault jokes.

Yes, he was his own made-up source for stories he wanted to see printed by willing gossip columnists and other less discerning members of the media.

Trump is always revealing about his own psychoses in his attacks: “They make up sources” is actually “If I was a reporter, I would make up sources.”

The Luther Strange deal was going to be big one way or the other. Either it breaks him or he goes running back to loving jowls of Bannon/Breitbart (who were all in on Moore). Worth noting that after Strange lost, he deleted all his pro-Luther twitter activity as if he could get the loss stink off him.

All they have to do is cover a regular ass football with neon paint, put it under a glass briefcase, tell trump it’s the “nuclear football” and have some dude follow trump around with it at all hours and he’ll probably be convinced. Or just give him one of those football-shaped phones Sports Illustrated used to give…

Whose? Ainge’s?

How dare you, sir?

Holy shit. How did anyone survive the 70s?

Don’t get married before you’re 30.

Like drive the most expensive car, own a cache of small arms, regularly get duped on penis enhancement scams insecure? Times 10?

How many times do you think he practiced that move in the mirror? How many times do you think he changed pants to try to make his dick look bigger? Jerry Jones is a piece of shit. I love that he’s surprised that his attempt to co-opt the protest fell flat on its face.

Jones: “I’ve always had our players’ backs on issues I’ve been criticized for”

Hard to believe that Quintessential Michigan Man would take himself too seriously and fire a legend.

I didn’t know much Jose Feliciano until this showed up in Fargo and then again in the TV show (which was also great):

Gotta hear both sides.

Well, yeah...but has anyone tried HGH and 300 ounces of water/day with the assiduous avoidance of strawberries and peppers? Brady’s going to play until he’s 90 and live forever.