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So to I and to a worrisome degree. I don’t wanna go to jail lol. We can’t all be Peaches, plus this is real life.

No, it’s “Right Arm” and he is actually the new Bond Villain’s sidekick.

so bad! and kinda gay, like as in I’m pretty sure the male characters are in love and I don’t believe he’s into that blonde chick at all. Then again I’ve never seen the whole thing because I HATE TOM CRUISE SO MUCH I CAN”T FINISH A SINGLE MOVIE

He does! He’s played that same smirky guy for the majority of his career.

I have tried to explain to SO MANY guys my age that Top Gun sucked. They all disagree until they try to watch it again. It is unwatchably bad if you are sober.

His name is Translater, apparently.

I think I’ve seen a total of 2.5 of his movies yet my hatred runs deep. he plays every role the same, and every time it makes me cringe. I just can’t with that guy.

I’m with you on Cruise. I think he’s a black hole of suck when it comes to movies and that includes Top Gun which came out when I was in junior high and every single sleepover included watching that shit over and over while my friends giggled at how cute he was. Barf. Barf. Barf.

Me, and I’m not sure if I’m Mackie or Stan:

I have one with both Miles Teller and Ansol-no. They are just so unlikeable.

OMG me too! I didn’t include him with my kiddie feud, but he has been on my dipshit list for years. I stopped watching all his movies too.

When I think about what it must be like to date a straight man, I think of dudes like this, and it is an enduring part of my fantasy life. Concerts, GTA, weed and fucking? Oh baby do you know what that’s worth? Let’s make heaven a place on Earth.

I’ve got one on Tom Cruise that I have kept going since the 90's. SERIOUSLY WHY DOES ANYONE LIKE HIM? WHY DOES MY HUSBAND INSIST ON MAKING REFERENCES TO HIS MOVIE WITH THE PLANES!?!

Like my feud with Ryan Gosling & Miles Tiller, I heartily approve of these random grudges the Jez ladies partake in. Do not give in. That song will end up annoying the shit outta you Ellie. Wait for it.

Yeah, I know somebody who was his teacher back in New York and they said the same. It was something of a performing arts school so she saw a lot of dipshits go through and later gain some modicum of fame—she said that with Elgort it was nice to finally teach somebody who actually deserved it.

Someone here said that either they babysat for him or he babysat for someone they knew and that he was actually a really nice guy. It was really hard to imagine (so much so that I still remember the comment)

okay listen ansel

my face, immediately, upon viewing the header gif:

What’s an Argyle Eggfart?