Not for a few weeks, I just missed our robust and well-informed commenting community ; )

Look I made a hem, where there never was a hem.

Right?

If one more person puts Old Bay on random shit and calls it “crabby” I’m going to blow an eardrum.

Show us the receipts.

This is Joel Osteen’s house. I’m sure his tax exempt charities are really efficient at getting all that donated money directly to the people who need it most and he won’t keep a dime of it. And if you believe that, I’ve got a charity of my own you can donate to.

Tara Ariano.

I always rolled my eyes at how Lindsay Lohan was the remake actress since Mean Girls was also accused of ripping off Heathers. So basically she acted in remakes of The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Heathers. But YES I love, love LOVE Freaky Friday with Jodie Foster, she was so awesome in the 70s. I love Candleshoe,…

I think it’s great that the new Taylor is willing to stand up for herself by holding grudges and getting even with people who made her the victim. It’s really groundbreaking territory for her lyrics.

This! Always with the scowl and the Gaga paw! I like her but I was stunned at her lack of range when performing.

I forgot all about Gaga. Oh Gaga, don’t you have some deli meat to slice?

S9 was terrible. Between Aja whining the entire fucking time to Sasha’s (winning) rose petals. There was a fishy whiff of shark jumping.

It wasn’t that good! Don’t get me wrong—space Western, and Gina Fucking Torres, and a leaf on the wind. I love all of that. But I’m sick to death of fucking superpowered waifs, and Mal Reynolds wasn’t worthy of scrubbing Inara’s toilets. Large chunks of the show were either boring or just gross.

I fucking wish.

All I can think of is Kylie Jenner sitting in her home theater room playing clips of her on loop, fervently taking notes.

The vast majority of her acting work came before Brad. Her Oscar came before Brad. And your dislike of her films is entirely moot because she gets paid long before anyone sees them.

SHANGELA!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVES!