Jerk.

“ I appreciate your work. But ...” Hahahahahahahahaha. Why don’t you just say “I’ll say something nice at first so I don’t sound like I’m being a jerk (but I’m really being a jerk).”

Typical gawker bias, when are you guys going to report any of the good things ICE does for this country, like when they commit suicide?

I hate this. Please don’t let this become a trend.

Russians murdered the Pee tape the night before it’s scheduled appearance.

Ashley has it. She’s just waiting for the right time to use it. 🤞

Not Without My Barron: The Melania Trump Story.

That photo went viral last week because of how effing fat he looks. And it also explains why he never went to the gym but this past week, went twice. Poor guy didn’t like being called a fattie.

If someone told me he had just shit himself in that picture I would 100% believe it. What is that stance? What is that face? The posture of a Mr. Nazi Poopy Pants, that’s what.

Why is it that the “master race” sort always look like not at all like the master race ideal? Anyone I have encountered who participates in this ideology are usually on a motorized scooter, with an oxygen tank, smoking cigarettes, and are fresh off a day trip to the Indian casino (Pronounced Injun Casina)

Maybe some of his skin head buddies can give him some lifting tips because whatever he’s doing isn’t working.

Not exactly “fast as a greyhound, hard as Krupp steel,” ain’t he?

I mean...

Never in a million years.

Reid had been with Epic for three years, developing such acts as Meghan Trainor and DJ Khaled

Rejects from a 90s Gap khaki commercial.