LOL I love how unflattering this is!!! #saved

Tootsie loo!! Teleport us to Mars!

You have to declare a Safe Space (TM) before someone can violate it. Since we have you on record saying:

I’m so tired of strict grammar mistresses. This ain’t France, we don’t have an academy who decides this shit for us officially! And singular they has been in use since the 14th century. So.

Yeah... words are for communicating meaning, not to validate our existences.

LOL, try harder.

I understood that sentence just fine. The use of they/them pronouns did not confuse me at all. Maybe the issue here is you? Just a thought.

if you honestly couldn’t follow that paragraph because it uses third-person pronouns, it might be time for a third-grade english refresher.

Who’s gonna be reading it? The abuser’s friends or lawyers.

Fuck off. This is transphobic derailing.

Yeah buddy! That’s the important part of this article about an alleged sexual predator/abuser; my god these terms are scary!

You’re about two months too late with the outrage, buddy: http://www.poynter.org/2017/ap-style-change-singular-they-is-acceptable-in-limited-cases/453356/

The Associated Press > you.

How is the weather back in 1881?

Yeah, we should definitely look at one such notable instance of the statistically rare false accusation and “not rush to conclusions”, instead of looking at the COUNTLESS instances of someone with power, influence, and celebrity sexual assaulting someone and then lying about it.

Or maybe stop pretending that there’s…

Uh, I am unlikely to make that mistake, and this is also the first time I have ever seen anyone do that.

lol right, like most people think it’s a good idea to pose with a hate symbol

Uh....no. Correct pronouns are not a privilege to be revoked if someone steps out of line, commits a crime, etc. Just use the right fucking pronouns and stop whining about it. Singular “they” has been in use in the English language for ages and is widely considered correct, anyhow:

lol you sound triggered, maybe reconsider your stance on trigger warnings? They could save you from a lot of future emotional turmoil.

(buying two pounds of butter)