Washing and cutting your nasty, greasy hair.

I’m not sure I should be the one to tell you this, but by replying to my comment, which you clearly didn’t like, you took it out of the greys, making it more likely people will see it. Might not possibly have been the best course of action on your part.

I can’t help that any sort of statement from the genuine, authentic, real, always super-nice, fan-loving, simple, down-to-earth Taylor Swift is missing from this article. Maybe she can Instagram a cat picture in support of the boy’s injuries.

Yes.

[Everyone’s] deciding whether the female nipple is this horrible thing, but men with these titties are running around just letting their nipples fly out. It’s offensive.

I didn’t watch because I’ve seen her “act” and it still haunts me...

Regarding animals in the same terms as people of color might be Jezebel’s hottest, freshest, whitest take yet.

Man fuck that fucking lion. I wish they would bring that mother fucker over here so I can put it on a grill and smoke that mofo for 14 hours. You know what’s compablre to slavery? Actualk fucking slavery. I pray for the shitty article like what happened at Gawker so some of y’all can qui

Between yoga workouts, a privileged white woman wipes off her cucumber facial scrub, sets down her glass of Prosecco, and widens her eyes at her latest brilliant epiphany.

This proposal is equivalent in many ways to “humane” slavery:

I was following along until you compared open range cow farms to slavery. Then you kind of lost me.

This is NVC’s NVCest article to date.

Wait... are you comparing slaughtering animals for food to actual human slavery? You don’t see how that analogy is really, severely fucked up?

No. HELL NO. Beyoncé is many things and I love her for it, but an actress is not one of them. Are we forgetting Obsessed? The Pink Panther? CARMEN THE HIP-HOPERA?!?!? Please leave Beyoncé to quietly hibernate in her beauty pod in advance of her next album release.

Diana Ross played Dorothy, despite being a little older than the part, so why can’t Beyonce? Then Uzo can play the Good Witch. And everything can be perfect forever.

He just happened to shoot the wrong lion. People are “outraged” because this one had a name. If he would have shot one of the no name lions, like what’s been happening, Jimmy Kimmel wouldn’t have been on TV crying. Next time he can do like all the other rich white people and shoot black/brown people. No one cares…

Oliver, please don’t die.

1. Business meetings that her mom set up

Business meetings! At 17! It really is astounding how being so good at business runs in that family.