am I horrible person if this make me both laugh and cringe?

Thank you. Now I know what to share with my kid the next time he won’t shut up about Five Nights at Freddy’s and jump scares.

See now i must go over to Twitter. it’s stuff like this that make me think I should be on there more.

Wow, I’m not backing a ‘side’ in this entirely-not-a-fight fight everyone is talking about but EW just got themselves told.

Thank you. If you don’t kiss Taylor’s ass she isn’t checking for you. It’s okay for her to write petty songs about women but anyone who says something about her is a bad feminist.

Yeah... the lyrics in that video and the self-conscious litany of guest stars as if to say “Look at all of my female friends - attacking my primary female competitor doesn’t make me anti-woman, I swear!” are under the dictionary definition of overkill. She stole some of your dancers, BFD.

Speak the truth.

It’s very reminiscent of when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a couple of TayTay jokes, and she’s all like “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help women” i.e. “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t fawn all over me.” Also, Bad Blood is pretty weak-sauce. You’d think if you really wanted…

Beat me to reposting from The Salad Bowl.

The fact that you are not gray is annoying, but please stick to the topic. Protip: beauty standards are not part of this conversation.

Thank god. Taylor shouldn’t have even responded since Nicki wasn’t putting her down.

Ugh. Can Taylor be any more self-absorbed? Way to make the story all about her. And she has the nerve to talk about women being pitted against each other? No one was even talking about that. Someone get Katy Perry on the line to issue a rebuttal.

I cannot stand it when white women use “women should stick together” to dismiss women of color’s complaints of racism. It’s just like when men of color dismiss women of color’s concerns about sexism because such discussions supposedly aid white supremacy. This is why total and complete intersectionality is important.

In our area rescued greyhounds are a prime target. It has been a problem for years and local law enforcement has never had any good leads. They can get top dollar through a class B dealer and they all go to research labs. This is why our pair never, ever go out without supervision, even in our private, fenced back…

He’s learned about cuddling.

He’ll bite you if you move or try to pet him while he does it - but he likes to cuddle, now.

My husband found it in a dumpster and told it where we lived.

If someone wants to dog-flip Sh*tty K*tty, the most terrible of all the animals in my home ... I will uh ... throw in some free feline KD formula and his litterbox.

Ruby Rose is duller than a butter knife. I mean, yeah, she is gorgeous as all fuck, but she should really stay away from acting. Girl made Taylor Schilling look like Meryl Streep.

Wow, so can we expect that any mention of the Gawker story will just continue to disappear from the comments???

That was so douchey. I was loving that he complimented her cooking, which is both delicious and accessible for most reasonably good home cooks, and then he promptly ruined it.