When I was 15, I went to see Dave Matthews Band (I was a kid. Don’t judge!) with another Black person - we might have been the only ones in the whole damn stadium. Her brother had rolled us a huge joint and we had super good seats. We are smoking and having a blast and then this guy next to us pulls out a badge. “I’m…

This is going to be terrible for me. I will be getting DMs hourly about people wanting to get into my squad. I’ll just say now that there is a process you have to go through. You’ll know it when you go through it.

Fuck it, I’ve had a huge bottle of cider, let’s talk about how a five-year-old lit me on fire.

Also, the chapter of Stiff that's about doing forensic analysis on plane crash cadavers.

Or watch/read Alive.

Steve Kmetko was such a bitch to Jules Asner. You could tell he was seething with jealousy over the fact that she was involved with a major power player like Steven Soderbergh.

Pre-TMZ, I used to watch this gossip show on E! (back when it had E! true hollywood stories) where Ted Casablanca would throw it to one columnist after another for insider info. She typically had the juiciest tidbits.

Ugh, this story is such un-adulterated bullshit. I had a patient at one point who did the exact thing this turd is claiming, except said patient ended up with permanent hypoxic brain damage because Tessalon acts on the stretch receptors in the lungs and enough of it essentially disables tthe breathing reflex (in a…

You’ve got the order exactly right. I would hatefuck Rand Paul (all 5 feet of him) and watch those curls bounce, then go take some Plan B right in front of him. Jeb Bush is surprisingly the least disgusting of the bunch. Ted Cruz is definitely the most killable of the three choices.

Murder/suicide all three.

I bet he followed it up with some Whip-Its.

I lol’d.

Whoa, this .gif is the stuff dreams are made of.

God, nobody give him a Tylenol+codeine.

Does that defense actually work? “I was black out drunk I don’t remember starting all those fights. Seriously, that’s not my personality at all!”

I’m disappointed people here seem disappointed seeing as she’s known to have transphobic views.

There is no way this dude had MCAT scores and undergraduate university grades under any name but his very own. There’s no way he has two versions and/or they didnt notice his MCAT scores were from some dude named Vijay Chokal-Ingam.

But..but...I like blow jobs!

Those jokes were fucked up, but there’s no hypocrisy in being upset that they were dredged up. The man did literally nothing to deserve it. He was given a job on Monday and by Tuesday, white people had gone as far back on his timeline as 4 years just to find dirt. Just to rub it in ‘the Twitter rage machines’ face and…