Why? He’s having as much fun with it as I am.

Look how rabid all those Bielebers used to be. They are older now and just don't care.

Does anyone else not think babies are cute? Is it just me? All I see are tiny plump old men, but not in an adorable way. I’m completely unmoved by baby photos.

It's interesting because with Sinatra, Elvis, the Beatles, Michael Jackson, even David Cassidy and Rick Springfield the girls squeeing at their earlier concerts grew up to be the same middle aged moms buying their solo albums and going to their Vegas shows. Maybe it's because girls have some more options and outlets…

Don't slit your wrists with all that Edginess.

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Doing the same schtick on every post.

1) Waiters make bank. I know this because I once met a guy who was a waiter who made over 50k and only declared 30k on his taxes.

I'm just wondering if Jezebel is ever going to leave Bruce Jenner alone. At least I would hope this website would drop it's facade that it gives any fucks at all about queer/trans peoples lives while it insists on joining in on all the trans speculation fun. Linking to radar. My fucking word. Radar is responsible for…

Waiting anxiously for someone salaried talking about how they don't get overtime or something.

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No I really don't give a fuck. I'm just going to keep talking shit on twitter cuz you boring. Bye :D

lol. If that is what you see you really do need to do some inner reflecting bb.

I would look again...

are you sure you're not the one throwing a tantrum?

I would say "I don't understand how they're going to try to justify this," because it seems so laughably impossible to justify, but come on. We both know better than that by now.

I don't even hate her, I just find her tiresome. But TayTay playing back-up for her at the iHeart last night? There must have been heads exploding ev.er.y.where.

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