This "comment" is the reason people hate yelp.

If you don't have the Yelp app on your phone, I actually pity you.

You are bad at sex. This comment tells me that straight out, in very plain language.

It's already been pulled for violating Yelp's terms of service. I hate it when people do reviews like that.

I know this is awful, but I really want to know who they are, where they work, etc.

Man, you are all over this post. I mean that in a very positive way.

As a brotha, I want to say "you're welcome other guys" for upping that average.

Every single cat the Duggars have adopted have run away. That should tell you something.

Reviews like this just make me think the posters are the problem not the restaurant.

ATTENTION YELPERS Entitled Pricks!

I wrote down "this table doesn't know what a leek is I AM GETTING STIIIIFFFFFFED" on my server pad and tossed it over to my manager at the host stand and it remained there the whole night for the other servers to laugh/cry at. I AM A PROPHET.

Yeah, they phrase it as a "premium account" that applies an "algorithm" that averages out bad reviews blah blah blah I don't know I hang up around that part.

This is like the 2015 version of taking a photo of a shoplifter and posting it above the counter.

I have already decided something a long time ago: if you're mean to people in a position of service (waitors, bellboys, pedicurists, maids, etc) you are a horrible person. It takes a lot of humility to serve other people in any way, bring them plates, serve them food, wash their feet, clip their dirty toenails, clean…

Lena Dunham took something and made it mostly about her? NO WAY!

If only Lena Dunham weren't involved in this. I loved Eloise!

I don't see why this is not a thing already.

Yelp is less than useless. They're shady and people abuse the hell out of how much power Yelp has over small businesses. Burger King doesn't give a shit if a location has bad Yelp reviews, but it can kill a small family owned restaurant. These people deserve the douchebag crown for pulling out the "negative Yelp…

Anything that can make Yelp useless, I'm behind 100% When you can be a shit dick in a restaurant and still get treated like royalty because you might leave a bad Yelp review, there are some problems.