Dude. hahaha come on it's just food. Everyone thinks everyone else has shit taste don't take it personal. No one is thinking about you when we say that chili sucks.

It's hard for me to not laugh at this and the notion that I'm "thoughtlessly shitting on your memories." Look, I'm not saying you shouldn't enjoy your Cincinnati Chili. It clearly has a special place in your heart. And no matter how much I or Burneko or anyone else with functional taste buds make fun of it, it's…

"Actual" satire?

I'd really love to see Jezebel and its commenters jettison the ageism along with body shaming. This attitude toward Madonna that she is old, dried up, worthless can't really be separated from sexism either. Criticize her actions, fine, but don't attack her for her age and changing face and body.

Well, thank God. Love that show.

Fuck, this is so heartbreaking. It's heartbreaking every fucking time it happens. Leaving this here if anyone needs it:

For me, it was the year they chose "Shakespeare in Love" for Best Picture and Gwyneth Paltrow as Best Actress that broke my belief that the Academy was about quality.

Or end it.

How do these magazines get away with writing fake stories about celebs and don't get sued? Although I'm sure all the fake stories of the Kardashians come from PMK herself.

I agree with this so hard. Beyonce superfans are off their fucking nut. It's one thing to love and admire a person and want to defend their image or their artistry. It is another thing entirely to threaten violence against people who happen to not have the same taste in music, or point out anything that could be…

Good grief, yes! I love how this article and so many comments here are like "Those rude bastards! She still looks great. Those lights bring out the worst in everyone" But nobody is talking about the bat shit crazy comments from her fans. Seriously. They sound insane.

And just like that, the Beyhive just Streisand Effect'd these photos and they are now on Jezebel. Good job Beyhive, you're doing God's work. :|

Superfans of anyone are the f*cking worst.

If you quadrupled the number of chairs in the world, it would still not be enough for the amount of seats the BeyHive needs to take on a daily basis.

Beyonce superfans are the absolute fucking worst and please, I beg of you, come the fuck after me.

There needs to be a system in place to grant access to the internet, like you have to pass a basic sanity, logic, and reasoning test to gain a license to use the web.

What store is being pictured? I can't find the name of it anywhere.

If people don't know the difference between actual BDSM and the physical, emotional, and verbal abuse presented in 50 Shades of Grey that is unsuccessfully presented as BDSM, that's not Sqarr's problem. You seem to be gunning for a fight / defensive of BDSM when Sqarr clearly is talking about 50 Shades of Grey and…

You realize that lack of idea about the difference is just part of the reason why 50 Shades is so fucking terrible for society?