You... you get it. You understand!!!!!!

There's already tomato liquid! That's just redundant.

I'm just blinking in absolute confusion at this comment. It's like you said the earth was rectangular.

We used crushed San Marzanos as a base combined with olive oil.

What? That would be gone in five minutes with me. :(

I've never worked in the food service industry, but I have gotten a bit of sweet vengeance on a customer before. Working at a gas station, you get customers that complain at and blame you for everything from the price of milk to the size of coffee cups, like the clerk has anything to do with those things. I had a guy…

In the late '80s and early 90s I worked as a bartender at a very nice hotel. It was the place where money came for lunch and supper, celebrities would stay there while shooting movies, and lots of AMEX Platinums (Ceturion wasn't around yet) went past your face.

I want to audition for the movie!

My face every single time I see this pop up somewhere.

NEVER say her name! If you say it three times, it summons her.

Michele is going to be so sad when she finds out that MLK was assassinated. And ate meat.

WOW

Tacos! With zucchini blossoms and the melty Mexican cheese (not queso fresco, I forget the name).

Yeah, if you're not a mushroom fan, I would definitely skip it. I know most people who hate mushrooms have texture issues and huitlacoche takes that to a whole new level.

I keep trying to get some of the farmers here to bring it to market when they find it, but they say the farm workers always make off with it before they can find it to sell. In Mexico, it was common and not terribly pricey.

I've actually seen a human being argue with a straight face that a vegetarian diet was inherently classist,

DO NOT GET THE CANNED. It is really only good fresh. It's like the difference between canned and fresh mushrooms.

Agree. It's vile. The texture is almost as bad as the smell.

The best description I've read is that durian is "like eating a raspberry blancmange in the lavatory." There's a fruity flavor in there, but also something unmistakably foul.

You know Divine once ate dog shit on camera, right? That image would have beaten the hell out of the measly pig's head in the picture you chose. Or... is that too gross?