This is AMAZING

I am 99% sure I know who this is! Ha!

You are good at words.

"It must be because they're not willing to hear the truth, rather than the fact that I'm a stark raving moron!"

Wow. Just wow. Yeah, "we are going to enact this law" is a "threat of violence." Sure. You fucking nutbar.

Are you just picking words out of a hat at this point?

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

It's appallingly bad writing, similar in style to Stephenie Meyer who wrote so obnoxiously that I couldn't get through the first Twilight book DESPITE THE VAMPIRE WELL BEING PRIMED (because I was binge-watching Buffy). Murmurs, elipses, insipid characters and incomplete thoughts seem to be the trademark o this genre.

I am still pissed about Misty Day.

The songs were a symptom of one of the major problems of this show: "That was great! Do it over and over until blood is pouring from the audiences' mouths and ears!"

To be fair, not sure that really counts as pizza.

Ok I was seriously looking at this the whole time I was writing it and didn't realize it at all.

Richard Lawson is a god, and I miss him at Gawker.

Yay! I'm one degree or so removed from him. I used to send my kid to the same daycare as his twins. He's really nice, and has a kick-ass drama teacher wife.

He looks hot in that picture up top, too. For a giraffe.

Lupita's response <3

Oh hey, I'm just here to gaze soulfully into your eyes and then fuck you on this beach chair.

I'll tell you all about it when it happens.

You are a gigantic fucking dickwad.