Oh hell yes. I was scrolling and scrolling and getting increasingly distressed/incredulous no one had mentioned Monty.

It has! It's down in the greys, abusing the ellipse and capitalizing genitals!

I doubt she really gets that much out of making fun of stupid commenters.

Why not pass on by then?

I don't understand why people insist on making these "I'M SO OLD WHO WHAT WHERE" comments. You are probably old enough to know that google is your friend.

well we don't want this person breeding either. I propose sterilization.

You forgot to add copulate to that list.

This picture is definitely making me feel things

Or breathe.

Hahahaha, you're a walking hemorrhoid.

I'm so glad you came here to elaborate and clarify your side of the story, because now that you've done so we can all rest easy knowing that you're a shitty crybaby asshole instead of just speculating that you are. Thanks for the peace of mind.

I'm trying to figure out if you're a random troll trying to make the customer look even worse by impersonating them and being an asshole, or if you are indeed the customer and don't realize what an asshole you are. Hmmm. Either way, you're an asshole though.

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

So perfect. That's my afternoon of avoiding work entertainment sorted! :D

Damn son. You getting that ass cooked like that meal your cheap ass didn't leave a tip on. Just admit you're cheap and...well you'll still get roasted but not as bad.

omg you frigging santorum squirt. If there was only one reason that you are douche backwash it's #4. One person pissed you off, so you take it out on the customer.

See the pending comments... apparently already here.

Wholemeal toast, pepitas, sunflower seeds, poached eggs, tomato and chives. This will be my breakfast tomorrow. It looks like eggs benedict without the benedict.

Um, yes she did? Clearly you haven't read the excerpts from her book. Look it up. She says something about "figuring stuff out" in her pants next to her sister while she's sleeping.

Did Kenya really just call herself an "A-lister"? In her dreams maybe...