Oh and have her kick you in the balls a few times.

Next time you are sexing up a lady friend (haaaaaaaaaa!) have her jam a Q-Tip up your urethra and then vigorously shake it around for a few minutes to see how much fun it is.

And oh god this quote:

I'm surprised they (or someone pretending to be them) hasn't shown up here to defend their behavior.

The WEIRD all CAPS that these PEOPLE use tell me THEY just DON'T know how to DRIVE a POINT home.

"what is a potato"

People move fast (only negative non-review so far)

Here's a story on BostonInno that has screenshots of the Instagram if anyone would like to see the assholes.

And Jen Kirkman's comedy special!

I am totally and utterly in love with this post and everything in it.

But it looks like neon cheese covered diarrhea...

But she got up and started singing again. so.... what's the angle?

Looking forward to Jezebel being extremely hostile to Beyonce and Taylor when they are in their 50s.

It got renewed for one more season!

Hugh and David should kiss.

It's been a long time since I've looked through one of these rags, but I guess somewhere on the masthead page there is some fine print/disclaimer (like you find on most gossip websites) about mixing facts with rumor, opinions, conjectures, speculation, etc etc and the magazine cannot be held liable blah blah blah.

Now if only the Kardashian Klan would apologize for their existence...

My friend and I stole my mom's car to drive into the city to go clubbing. We got a ticket that I forgot to pay off and when she got a notice in the mail she figured she got in one of the rare times she drove downtown and someone just must have taken it off the windshield to mess with her.

Hmm, maybe (damnit Kinja!), but I got a curt reply then poof.

And it looks like brick frog dismissed my comment so this thread exists in a weird Kinja purgatory now. Weeeeeeeee!