Ugh, amen to that.

I haven't seen it in forever so who knows?

Wrong site. It was Caity's series on Gawker :-)

Dear god the comment section on that Billboard article. All stans must be destroyed.

There was a large number of Japanese tourists that requested ketchup packets with their slices of pizza

Well I don't eat meat (or fish) so those are automatically out. And most vegetables that are put on pizzas are horrendous- green peppers, mushrooms, olives. Just give me plain cheese (roasted garlic is okay but I prefer it in the sauce).

Cheese pizza is the only acceptable pizza and toppings are disgusting and ruin everything (I can usually get on board with a margherita pizza but everywhere around here has thick cut tomatoes so I've soured on them).

There's plenty more so help yourself!

It's taken me nearly two hours to eat two slices of (excellent) leftover pizza so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I know Madonna is short and a quick Google tells me Taylor is 5'10'' and on the red carpet it looked like she was wearing some really high heels.

She was shut out of all categories.

Cuz Taylor Swift fans seem to hate her... I just wanna see some heads explode.

This is such a hot story and I can't even be mad about it.

BUT YOU MONSTER OMNIVORE ARE SUPPORTING A HOLOCAUST AND SLAVERY AND *head implodes*

So much gold

OMG OMG

Cotija? Although that is crumbly like feta.

Now I wonder what Petticoat Despot is up to.... probably murdering a head of lettuce while hooked up to a raw hamburger feedbag.

I had terrible spinach pasta in Mexico City. I ended up hurking it all up later after way too many tequila blancos.

Oh well I hate mushrooms so I won't be going out of my way to find it (I guess I hate all fungi)