Oh my God, my husband has been named Lord Heavy Foot by two of our neighbours. I legit can’t comprehend why he doesn’t list his feet when he walks up stairs. It’s like he’s trying to smash bugs in the crevices if the stairs.
I broke up with a guy, perfectly nice guy, because he quit smoking. He looked so cool and French when he smoked and he would hang the cigarette of of his lip while he was working and it just got my motor running. Then he quit and started chewing gum and that was that.
Hmmm, have you checked too see if any of those flights you were supposed to be on crashed? Maybe the car did keep you safe albeit by horribly fucking you around!
Is it me or does Leo look just like Matt Damon with those teeth?
If you’re surprised by has suicide, think how surprised he was!
How’s he going to afford that love letter to Madonna now???
This is actually refreshing! I thought it was going to be about how he obsessively hated him. Good on ol’ Foxhoven for breaking the stereotype.
I’m 48 and My mom had just flown in to visit me. I made a crack about it in the car (me not really caring one way or the other) and my mom burst into tears. She is half Irish and JFK really was a touchstone for her. She just kept saying “That poor family, that poor family”. I felt like a real heel.
I’m in this exact situation. I’m staying with my in-laws due to a work situation for the next three weeks. I was raised in a family where wereferred to inlaws as Mom and Dad. And I love my in laws so much, but I can’t get used to calling them mom and dad and instead so the same pronoun dance you do.
Man, I bet the producers of Crawl are excited!!
Haha I'm from San Francisco and read your post as "omg that's so cheap"!!!
What was in the suitcase?????
1995. A guy who I was sorta on again off again with invited me to his friend’s family’s huge 4th of July bash out in a distant suburb. Neither of us had a car so we took the train out. As soon as we got there, I could feel there was a problem. The girls at the party were whispering about me and treating me like crap.…
Where does that $500,000 go?
God, I really want a restaurant to name a hamburger after this ManBundementalist so I can order 10 and eat them.
I’m am so furious about this. And a hearty FUCK YOU to Moveon for legitimising his bullshit with a”thank you for your big idea”
SPINDRIFT!!!! The Lemon Spindrift is the best around.