Wow. He’s looking more and more like Rickety Cricket every day. The gang should really go easy on him.

Exactly. In these troubling times it’s such a balm to just sit back and watch a magnificently petty good old fashioned minor stakes asshole fight.

I once got the film " Sunday bloody Sunday", a film about an older Gary man in London coming to terms with his sexuality, confused with "Black Sunday", a film about terrorists exploding a blimp over the Superbowl. I watched Sunday Bloody Sunday the whole time trying to figure out how they were going to work that blimp…

He’s bought me and my Bernie Bro coworker together because we hate him so much.

The worst part is what she said about never being home and unable to take care of the dog is probably true. Poor Carl was listening thinking “yes, please rehome me, assholes”

Hey don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

I know Chris and this take is 100 percent correct. She is competent, just and fair. She probably told him that he’d have to start doing his job correctly and held him accountable for his actions.

Agreed. And a deeper spoon makes the spoon edges more like a knife. It hurts my mouth. No one wants a knifey-spooney.

Exactly. I came here expecting the comments to echo his sentiments. The deep spoon is hard to lick! Also, I find the edges of the spoon in question rougher than normal spoons and it hurts my tounge.

Did they lose the birds?!?!?

I’m terrified it will be Sarah Palin.

Stuffing...waffles?? Stuffing waffles! STUFFING WAFFLES!!! You have changed my life for the better.

I just sent a message! The idiot teaches “social skills”. 

My husband once insisted that if we were going to make this dish, we should at least use fresh green beans. 20 years later he’s still known as the “picky gourmet eater from California” to all my Chicagoland relatives.

oh man. My mom took me to see that movie in the theater right after I had some dental work down. I forced her to leave the movie about half way through because I couldn’t handle the pain in my mouth + that scene. We were poor so it was a big deal to waste that money but NO REGRETS.

haha, it was seriously not even a stab, like it barely broke the skin! And he had been goading me on and on saying he was magical and had gotten powers from god so he couldn’t be hurt.

I can’t stop laughing at this. Please tell me he only “wrote” on a typewriter.

This guy took me to the restaurant his family owned. I guess he thought he’d impress me by being a total dick to the wait staff. Snapping his fingers, berating them. At one point he wanted them to line up so he could inspect them. I wanted to crawl under the table. It was obvious they hated him. He didn’t tip.

This was my first inkling that something was very wrong. It puts everything in a terrible context.

This admin. should be served at every restaurant- just served in a consistent and spectacularly bad way. Wait a long time to take orders, bring drinks half full, burn food, plate the food sloppily, take their plate away while they are still eating, make a mistake on the check, constantly promise the check and never…